Should This Arab Couple Have Kids?

PRO: She should have kids, as long as it doesn't have to be with him.

CON: We're not sure that Cairo is such a good place to raise kids these days.

PRO: Having a kid might make it easier for these two to get through security at the airport. Probably not, but maybe.

CON: With these two as parents, we don't see any way that the kid manages to avoid being born with a unibrow.

PRO: Just think about all the cheap electronics the kid would get by having Crazy Gideon as his father.

CON: If they do have a kid, chances are the kid's name is going to be very difficult to pronounce.

VERDICT: This couple SHOULD HAVE KIDS because we've always wondered what would happen is Chewbacca and Cher's Arab twin had a love child.