Should This Big Girl And This Little Guy Have Kids?

PRO: Come on, admit it. You really want to see what the kid these two produced would like, wouldn't you?

CON: You mean he isn't her kid?

PRO: We always hoped that Beetlejuice would have a kid one of these days.

CON: How are they going to support the kid when her wrestling career ends?

PRO: Now that Obama's gotten elected, we won't have to lie when we say their kid could be President. Unless they have a girl.

CON: We know black guys like women with big asses, but if she backs that thing up he's liable to suffocate.

VERDICT: This couple SHOULD HAVE KIDS because frankly, we're scared to tell them they can't do anything.