Should This Club Couple Have Kids?

PROS:

• The guy behind this couple with the puckered lips looks like he'd make a great nanny.

• It looks like she's already lactating.

• This guy looks like he's already fathered a couple kids so he probably knows a thing or two about absentee parenting.

CONS:

• There's no way that this guy could afford to pay for a baby and his girl's coke habit.

• Even if this girl got pregnant, she doesn't look like the kind that "stays pregnant," if you know what we mean.

• If these two have to stay home with a baby, FloodTheClub.com will be forced to find two other glazy-eyed clubgoers to pose for their promotional shots.

VERDICT: No, they should not have kids because we really want to see this girl in Playboy one of these days and there's no reason to ruin a perfectly good hot chick in her prime.