Should This Color Coordinated Couple Have Kids?

PRO: If they did have kids it would at least prove that is actually a woman and not a man which would be a good thing. We think.

CON: It might be tough for the White Stripes to raise a child, what with their hectic tour schedule and everything.

PRO: Having a kid will give these two something to do other than make disturbing fetish videos.

CON: We're going to guess that this guy wouldn't be the world's greatest disciplinarian as a father.

PRO: If these two have a kid, we'll finally learn what it would have been like had Chris Farley and David Spade had a kid while they were on meth.

CON: Having a family is probably going to force this guy to cut back his hours working for Best Buy's Geek Squad.

VERDICT: These two SHOULD NOT HAVE KIDS because this country's already got enough problems to deal with.