Should This Hairy Guy And Big Mouthed Girl Have Kids?

PRO: If they have a kid, this woman can scratch procreating off her To Do List and turn her attention to the next item: shopping for granny panties.

CON: His face is saying "Look how fun I will be as a Dad," but his receding hairline is saying "My kid will get nicknamed Lex Luthor in high school."

PRO: Being a mom would keep this woman out of the bars which is good news for the guys she typically lets buy her drinks all night and then gives a fake phone number to.

CON: This guy looks like the kind of guy you would see on YouPorn paying the babysitter with his cock. Not that we've ever watched anything on YouPorn...

PRO: They could make history by giving birth to the baby through this guy's vagina-like mouth.

CON: Having a kid might interfere with this girl's plans to camp out in order to be first in line to see the next Sex and the City movie.

VERDICT: This couple probably SHOULD NOT HAVE KIDS because it could be tough on the kids when Dad comes out of the closet in a couple years.