Should This Matching Shirts Couple Have Kids?
>> Tuesday, December 16, 2008

PRO: It looks like they're already raising one Wolfman baby, so we assume that raising a regular kid would be easy by comparison.
CON: Couples that wear matching shirts are the same kind of couples that keep their kids on leashes when they take them to the mall.
PRO: They do look genuinely happy.
CON: It's the kind of happy that can only be found in Utah.
PRO: Having a kid would give these two something else to write in their annual Christmas card letter besides the usual updates on how he bought a new snowblower this year and how great her new meatloaf recipe is.
CON: This guy's grin says, "I'm gettin' laid." But this girl's grin says, "He's getting laid until I get a baby."
VERDICT: This couple SHOULD HAVE KIDS because they don't look like they have much of a sex life and having a kid would give them an excuse to do it - at least once.
Do you think they should have a kid? Tell us in the comments...
2 comments:
Well, the guy on the left looks like Michael Phelps so at least their kid might be good-looking. You know, by jock standards..
Good call, he does look like Phelps. Hadn't realized that before.
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