Should This Short Guy And Tall Chick Have Kids?
>> Saturday, December 13, 2008
PROS:
• Life is tough for short guys or tall chicks, and this is a chance to make life easier for their kids than it was for themselves.
• Depending who their kid takes after, it would either have a great shot at a career in the WNBA or working for Keebler.
• The kid will likely be able to wear Dad's sweet plaid shirt hand-me-downs by the time he's in kindergarten so they will save a lot of money in school clothes shopping.
CONS:
• Women who wear capris clearly have poor judgment and probably shouldn't be raising children.
• The one advantage of the short guy-tall chick relationship is that the guy is at perfect height for standing cunnilingus. But who wants to do that after a woman pops out a kid?
• If somebody sees this guy walking in the park with a kid, chances are they will assume he is a pedophile. And if they see this woman playing in the park with a kid, they will assume she is going to eat the kid.
VERDICT: Yes, they should have kids because they would likely produce the world's longest legged, shortest torso'd person.
Do you think this couple should have kids? Leave a comment with your opinion.
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9 comments:
If they do have kids, they should put the "making of" video on the internet - i'd watch that shit!
No way these two should have a kid. Btw, he looks old enough to already be her Dad. lol
The question that springs to mind is, WTF makes it any business of yours if they do?
This blog is one of the snottiest pieces of shit I've ever seen on the web, and that takes some doing. FUCK YOU.
Give up comedy writing.
Lettuce Fingers is right. Don't give up your day job.
Con: They shouldn't have kids because two physically can't have kids
I think "Lettuce Fingers" and "some guy" are the cookie cutter couple with the wolfchild, and they didn't take kindly to your guffawing at their predicament.
Absolutely they should be entitled to reproduce. They will probably make better parents than half the people in this country.
I hope they have many short kids just to piss off you prejudice people too!
Are you saying a short man can't walk with his kid in the park? And Keebler factory..thats not even funny. Don't be an ass, and at least try to conceal your prejudice if you're gonna hang on to it
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