Should This Topless Beach Couple Have Kids?

PRO: Those boobs ensure that the kid's not going to starve.

CON: In order to survive, the kid is going to have to suck on those boobs.

PRO: Kids aren't allowed on topless beaches so having a kid will put a merciful end to this woman's days of visiting topless beaches.

CON: Somebody's going to have to teach these two that in order to get pregnant, his penis needs to go into her vagina - not the other way around.

PRO: They must genuinely love each other, because we can't imagine they have anything else in their lives worth smiling about.

CON: Can you picture her with baby weight?

VERDICT: This couple SHOULD HAVE KIDS because the Chicago Bears are going to need a new Offensive Lineman down the road and this seems like a great chance to breed one.