Should This Ugly Couple Have Kids?
>> Wednesday, December 17, 2008

PRO: They won't have to pay for haircuts for their kid because clearly they know how to cut their own hair.
CON: We're not sure what's worse, coming out of that woman's vagina or having the first face you see be that guy's.
PRO: In order for them to have any chance of getting cast as the stars of the new reality TV version of the Addams Family, they're going to need a family.
CON: It might be tough for this guy to find time for his kid, what with the big World of Warcraft tournament coming up and all.
PRO: It would be literally impossible for a baby to make their family photo look any worse.
CON: We're pretty sure this couple already has diapers in the house.
VERDICT: This couple SHOULD NOT HAVE KIDS because Borat's village already has enough mouths to feed.
Do you agree? Tell us what you think in the comments below.
3 comments:
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
The questions is CAN they have kids? Do we really know that much about impregnating an alien?
Aliens can only impregnate anally-probed rednecks in trailer parks.
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