Should This Ugly Couple Have Kids?

>> Wednesday, December 17, 2008



PRO: They won't have to pay for haircuts for their kid because clearly they know how to cut their own hair.

CON: We're not sure what's worse, coming out of that woman's vagina or having the first face you see be that guy's.

PRO: In order for them to have any chance of getting cast as the stars of the new reality TV version of the Addams Family, they're going to need a family.

CON: It might be tough for this guy to find time for his kid, what with the big World of Warcraft tournament coming up and all.

PRO: It would be literally impossible for a baby to make their family photo look any worse.

CON: We're pretty sure this couple already has diapers in the house.

VERDICT: This couple SHOULD NOT HAVE KIDS because Borat's village already has enough mouths to feed.


Do you agree? Tell us what you think in the comments below.

3 comments:

Brian December 18, 2008 12:30 AM  

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Anonymous December 18, 2008 12:41 PM  

The questions is CAN they have kids? Do we really know that much about impregnating an alien?

Spicoli December 18, 2008 12:52 PM  

Aliens can only impregnate anally-probed rednecks in trailer parks.

About This Blog

Find a couple we should feature? Send us a link!

Lorem Ipsum

  © Blogger templates Inspiration by Ourblogtemplates.com 2008

Back to TOP