Should This (Un)Happy Couple Have Kids?

PRO: Nobody in this photo looks happy which means we can only assume that these two don't have the world's greatest relationship. But having a baby is a great way to fix all the problems in a relationship, right? That's what we heard but it's possible we got some bad info.

CON: Our eyes might be deceiving us, but doesn't that woman's arm look pretty hairy? Like, man hairy? No kid wants a Mom who's actually a Dad.

PRO: These two look like they would make great Hollywood parents.

CON: These two look like they would make great Hollywood parents.

PRO: This guy's already got a Dad scarf, so he might as well have the kid to properly accessorize it.

CON: If these two had a kid, there's at least a 69% chance that their baby would get paint thrown on it when PETA goes after his Mom for wearing fur.

VERDICT: This couple SHOULD NOT HAVE KIDS because she looks like the last thing she wants to do is have sex with him and he looks like the first thing he wants to do is rape whoever he's staring down off camera.