She might already be pregnant, he might be a magician, and they might be siblings. That being said, we'd rather piss off the incest haters than the abortion haters, so we'll say that they should have kids. What do you think?
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We think this couple may be dressed for Halloween in this photo. He apparently went as a guy who wears a bad race car driver costume and she went as a girl who wears a grey sweatshirt and enjoys being groped by guys who wear bad race car costumes. Very creative. But should they have kids? We think not. What do you think?
PRO: Having a new kid might give Travis Barker and his wife a reason for MTV to give them another reality show even though they've really let themselves go.
CON: There's only room in each family to have one person wearing a bib at a time.
PRO: Assuming that's their house in the background, it looks exactly like the Brady Bunch house so we assume it's already been child-proofed.
CON: Just because you call your girl calls you "Papi," doesn't mean that you actually have to father a kid for her.
VERDICT: This couple SHOULD NOT HAVE KIDS because their future's so bright, they've got to wear shades.
PRO: Something tells us that their kid will definitely be getting Christmas gifts every year.
CON: They look like the kind of couple that will keep track of whether their kid is naughty or nice.
PRO: If Mrs. Claus doesn't have a kid, we bet Santa will get one of his ho-ho-ho's to have one for him instead.
CON: If these two have to dress up as Santa every year to make a little extra cash, they might not be able to afford a kid.
VERDICT: This couple SHOULD HAVE KIDS because somebody needs to counter all those Grinch couples having kids.
PRO: She should have kids, as long as it doesn't have to be with him.
CON: We're not sure that Cairo is such a good place to raise kids these days.
PRO: Having a kid might make it easier for these two to get through security at the airport. Probably not, but maybe.
CON: With these two as parents, we don't see any way that the kid manages to avoid being born with a unibrow.
PRO: Just think about all the cheap electronics the kid would get by having Crazy Gideon as his father.
CON: If they do have a kid, chances are the kid's name is going to be very difficult to pronounce.
VERDICT: This couple SHOULD HAVE KIDS because we've always wondered what would happen is Chewbacca and Cher's Arab twin had a love child.
PRO: Come on, admit it. You really want to see what the kid these two produced would like, wouldn't you?
CON: You mean he isn't her kid?
PRO: We always hoped that Beetlejuice would have a kid one of these days.
CON: How are they going to support the kid when her wrestling career ends?
PRO: Now that Obama's gotten elected, we won't have to lie when we say their kid could be President. Unless they have a girl.
CON: We know black guys like women with big asses, but if she backs that thing up he's liable to suffocate.
VERDICT: This couple SHOULD HAVE KIDS because frankly, we're scared to tell them they can't do anything.
PRO: If they did have kids it would at least prove that is actually a woman and not a man which would be a good thing. We think.
CON: It might be tough for the White Stripes to raise a child, what with their hectic tour schedule and everything.
PRO: Having a kid will give these two something to do other than make disturbing fetish videos.
CON: We're going to guess that this guy wouldn't be the world's greatest disciplinarian as a father.
PRO: If these two have a kid, we'll finally learn what it would have been like had Chris Farley and David Spade had a kid while they were on meth.
CON: Having a family is probably going to force this guy to cut back his hours working for Best Buy's Geek Squad.
VERDICT: These two SHOULD NOT HAVE KIDS because this country's already got enough problems to deal with.
PRO: Those boobs ensure that the kid's not going to starve.
CON: In order to survive, the kid is going to have to suck on those boobs.
PRO: Kids aren't allowed on topless beaches so having a kid will put a merciful end to this woman's days of visiting topless beaches.
CON: Somebody's going to have to teach these two that in order to get pregnant, his penis needs to go into her vagina - not the other way around.
PRO: They must genuinely love each other, because we can't imagine they have anything else in their lives worth smiling about.
CON: Can you picture her with baby weight?
VERDICT: This couple SHOULD HAVE KIDS because the Chicago Bears are going to need a new Offensive Lineman down the road and this seems like a great chance to breed one.
PRO: If they have a kid, this woman can scratch procreating off her To Do List and turn her attention to the next item: shopping for granny panties.
CON: His face is saying "Look how fun I will be as a Dad," but his receding hairline is saying "My kid will get nicknamed Lex Luthor in high school."
PRO: Being a mom would keep this woman out of the bars which is good news for the guys she typically lets buy her drinks all night and then gives a fake phone number to.
CON: This guy looks like the kind of guy you would see on YouPorn paying the babysitter with his cock. Not that we've ever watched anything on YouPorn...
PRO: They could make history by giving birth to the baby through this guy's vagina-like mouth.
CON: Having a kid might interfere with this girl's plans to camp out in order to be first in line to see the next Sex and the City movie.
VERDICT: This couple probably SHOULD NOT HAVE KIDS because it could be tough on the kids when Dad comes out of the closet in a couple years.
PRO: Having a kid would put an end to this woman's biological clock which looks like it's ticking so furiously that it's turned her eyes red.
CON: This woman might have to raise the kid by herself when her husband gets called away for the "revolucion!"
PRO: If they have a kid, this woman's parents might finally stop bugging her about dating that "brown guy."
CON: She looks like she's already pregnant, so if they don't have a kid she'll have to get an abortion. Or let Angelina Jolie take the kid.
PRO: Nothing says "ready for diaper changing" quite like a Members Only jacket.
CON: If they have kids, this guy might have to put his mashup DJ career on hold.
VERDICT: This couple SHOULD HAVE KIDS because their offspring will either create the next great multicultural rock band...or turn out like Lenny Kravitz. We're willing to risk it.
Do you think they should have kids? Leave a comment and tell us!
PRO: They won't have to pay for haircuts for their kid because clearly they know how to cut their own hair.
CON: We're not sure what's worse, coming out of that woman's vagina or having the first face you see be that guy's.
PRO: In order for them to have any chance of getting cast as the stars of the new reality TV version of the Addams Family, they're going to need a family.
CON: It might be tough for this guy to find time for his kid, what with the big World of Warcraft tournament coming up and all.
PRO: It would be literally impossible for a baby to make their family photo look any worse.
CON: We're pretty sure this couple already has diapers in the house.
VERDICT: This couple SHOULD NOT HAVE KIDS because Borat's village already has enough mouths to feed.
Do you agree? Tell us what you think in the comments below.
PRO: It looks like they're already raising one Wolfman baby, so we assume that raising a regular kid would be easy by comparison.
CON: Couples that wear matching shirts are the same kind of couples that keep their kids on leashes when they take them to the mall.
PRO: They do look genuinely happy.
CON: It's the kind of happy that can only be found in Utah.
PRO: Having a kid would give these two something else to write in their annual Christmas card letter besides the usual updates on how he bought a new snowblower this year and how great her new meatloaf recipe is.
CON: This guy's grin says, "I'm gettin' laid." But this girl's grin says, "He's getting laid until I get a baby."
VERDICT: This couple SHOULD HAVE KIDS because they don't look like they have much of a sex life and having a kid would give them an excuse to do it - at least once.
Do you think they should have a kid? Tell us in the comments...
PRO: Nobody in this photo looks happy which means we can only assume that these two don't have the world's greatest relationship. But having a baby is a great way to fix all the problems in a relationship, right? That's what we heard but it's possible we got some bad info.
CON: Our eyes might be deceiving us, but doesn't that woman's arm look pretty hairy? Like, man hairy? No kid wants a Mom who's actually a Dad.
PRO: These two look like they would make great Hollywood parents.
CON: These two look like they would make great Hollywood parents.
PRO: This guy's already got a Dad scarf, so he might as well have the kid to properly accessorize it.
CON: If these two had a kid, there's at least a 69% chance that their baby would get paint thrown on it when PETA goes after his Mom for wearing fur.
VERDICT: This couple SHOULD NOT HAVE KIDS because she looks like the last thing she wants to do is have sex with him and he looks like the first thing he wants to do is rape whoever he's staring down off camera.
PROS:
• The guy behind this couple with the puckered lips looks like he'd make a great nanny.
• It looks like she's already lactating.
• This guy looks like he's already fathered a couple kids so he probably knows a thing or two about absentee parenting.
CONS:
• There's no way that this guy could afford to pay for a baby and his girl's coke habit.
• Even if this girl got pregnant, she doesn't look like the kind that "stays pregnant," if you know what we mean.
• If these two have to stay home with a baby, FloodTheClub.com will be forced to find two other glazy-eyed clubgoers to pose for their promotional shots.
VERDICT: No, they should not have kids because we really want to see this girl in Playboy one of these days and there's no reason to ruin a perfectly good hot chick in her prime.
PROS:
• Life is tough for short guys or tall chicks, and this is a chance to make life easier for their kids than it was for themselves.
• Depending who their kid takes after, it would either have a great shot at a career in the WNBA or working for Keebler.
• The kid will likely be able to wear Dad's sweet plaid shirt hand-me-downs by the time he's in kindergarten so they will save a lot of money in school clothes shopping.
CONS:
• Women who wear capris clearly have poor judgment and probably shouldn't be raising children.
• The one advantage of the short guy-tall chick relationship is that the guy is at perfect height for standing cunnilingus. But who wants to do that after a woman pops out a kid?
• If somebody sees this guy walking in the park with a kid, chances are they will assume he is a pedophile. And if they see this woman playing in the park with a kid, they will assume she is going to eat the kid.
VERDICT: Yes, they should have kids because they would likely produce the world's longest legged, shortest torso'd person.
Do you think this couple should have kids? Leave a comment with your opinion.
Welcome to Should They Have Kids, the world's first blog dedicated to helping couples decide whether or not they should procreate. Of course, none of the people whose reproductive fate we'll be weighing in on have asked for our opinion, but we think of it as public service.
Here's how it works:
Each day we post a photo or video of a couple and then break down the pros and cons of them having kids. These pros and cons are based on nothing but our opinions of the photo/video and this advice is completely unsolicited. We also encourage readers to weigh in by leaving comments on each post with whether you think the couple in question should have kids or not.
Together, maybe we can help make the next generation a little better than this current one.
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