Should This Airplane Couple Have Kids?

Couples like this make us nauseous. This is how we envision the conversation between these two went that led up to this photo:

Guy: "Hey babe, wanna go down to the park this afternoon since we both come from ridiculously wealthy families, don't have to work for a living, live in a city where it's always 70 degress and sunny, and there's no black people?"

Girl: "Well, I just took my daily Xanax so I don't see why not? Can I wear my pink leotard, the one you bought me from QVC that looks so good with my denim mom shorts?"

Guy: "Sure, but only if I get to wear my yellow tanktop and blue Umbros."

Girl: "You've got a deal! But you know you're going to have to take me for an airplane ride once we get there, right?"

Guy: "It would be my pleasure."

And...scene.

Ladies and gentlemen, if you see this couple on the street please do not allow them to have kids. Thank you.