Should This Couple That Does Lots Of Crunches Have Kids?

Now here's a nice All-American couple that looks like they know a thing or two about boning. The problem is, they don't look like they're going to know a whole lot about child raising. We predict that their kid will not learn his A-B-C's, but will be raised to become the Michael Jordan of Beer Pong. And beer pong could use a Michael Jordan, so for the sake of that we will go ahead and say this couple should have kids.