Should This Fanboy Couple Have Kids?
>> Friday, January 9, 2009

Pity the poor kid that might wind up having these two as his parents. As if it's not bad enough that they clearly have some issues with reality, to make it worse they seem to be either trying to live vicariously through some obscure characters or (even worse) they've created their own. If you're going to geek out with your life, shouldn't you at least pretend to be characters somebody has heard of before?
But what really convinces us that they shouldn't procreate is that they don't even seem willing to fully commit to these characters. Just because she's rocking purple hair and saggy boobs, doesn't mean that we're going to overlook the fact that her "costume" also includes a belt from Forever 21 and the skirt she wears to work at Barnes and Noble. And dude, nobody's going to be scared of you as long as you're wearing flip flops. A geek couple that can't even commit to their outfits has no business raising a child they would surely name Boba Fett anyway.
3 comments:
his mom would have nice big tits though.
Excellent point.
Honestly, I know a bunch of people like this who have kids, and they are the most amazing parents in the world. Yeah, so they might be nerdy, but they are absolutely fantastic parents with adorable kids.
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