Should This Seemingly Harmless Couple Have Kids?

This seems like a harmless enough couple but there's just something about this guy's "rock out" hand gesture that is making us believe they aren't child-rearing material. We feel bad for crushing this nice girl's dreams, but that's what she gets for choosing to pair up with Brett Michaels' last remaining fan. Not only should they not have kids, they should probably start hanging out at parties where people don't leave their pants on the coat table (see the belt on that table? What's that all about?).